That PJ’s so Cool! Part I

Sometimes we come across such PJs that we just cant afford to laugh. I’ve been lucky enough all my life being witness to such PJs which are just… well, see it for yourself.

Pommy-1
I’d start with pommy first, as I feel its my eternal responsibility to start any good thing with an auspicious name (or as in this case… any bad thing with an inauspicious name).

This incident goes back to early august last year. Me and my folks were hanging out at Blue Moon and were chalking out plans for Friendship day. We planned to have some good food from some dewas-naka dhaba and then spend the rest of the night watching porn at Anish’s (Mallu’s) place.

The budget was being formulated when I announced “Everyone will bring Rs. 100 from their parents”. Everyone but Pommy agreed. Pommy had a small doubt:

“Are we just going to exchange Rs 100 amongst each other this Friendship day??” (kramashaha…)

Bin Bole Jaaneman…
Alright we all know Katrina Kaif cannot speak Hindi. Of course she can ‘pretend to’, but lets face it, she cant. And Ironically, there’s a line in a song (yeh ladki…) of her latest flick Maine Pyaar Kyuuu-SS-uuu-SS-uuuu Kiya, which reads:

Bin bole jaaneman tu sabkuch keh gayi…

What’s there in a title?

The other day, I was reading an entry posted by Sankalp, which discusses the importance of names in our lives etc. Well, writing in agreement with Sankalp, I’ve got something slightly different to discuss. And so the title.

I’ve been a regular viewer of Aaj Tak- Sabse Tez. There’s a program called ‘Vishesh‘ which is aired every weeknight. Now I’m not a great fan of Aaj Tak or Vishesh, but what I like the most are the titles they use. Some examples:

Jinnah Ka Jinn
Advani ki Vani
Manmohan ka Mission
London mein Laden

I believe the titles are funny, ridiculous, howlarious and never serious… But you bet they’re damn catchy. And the channel does get the output it expects.

I’m not sure whether I should criticise these funny title, but I find them very irritating. As for now, I’ve shited to NDTV 24×7 for the news, but I’m still the great Fan of…

Bhai ke Ghar Shehnai (This one was for the exclusive coverage of Daawod’s Daughter.)

Do you know Windows??

Last night, I was watching a show called ‘Banned in America, the world’s sexiest commercials’. Although there were lots of commercials which were sexy, but this one was sexy as well as goofy…

A man was driving his car on empty country roads at around midnight when he’s approached by a hooker. He looks at her (bra), and asks her “How much?”. The girl replies “200″. The man again asks “How long?”, on which she says “One hour”.

Now the fun part begins… Our man asks her “Do you know Windows?”. At this she exclaims in disgust and gives him an I’ll-kick-your-ass look. The man looks at her, smiles, and leaves. The girl raises her hands and shows him signs.

Then comes the caption…
How long are you going to work without knowing computers?
BIOS education.

Why am I doin this?

This entry was originally published on April 28th 2005 also on my other blog.

As I write this, I’m wondering why am I doin all this. In the middle of my end-sems having my accounting paper tomorrow… and I’m busy in blogging. (Please dont complain to my ma! She’ll Kill me..). Isn’t it what most of us want to do… I mean not blogging, rather having some fun time. And that too when we have something very-important to do the very next day. I’m really devastated. I’ve been getting education all my life and I am thanking god for this? I could’ve blogged for years and have hundreds of stars on my blog… As for today I have zero comments on it. Maybe I’ll get what I want some-day.

I’ve had this idea in my mind for so many years. Bungy Jumping. I used to watch Who Dares Wins with great enthu. There was some bungy every other episode.. except in their India Special (where they couldn’t find a proper crane!!). Of course, the main reason for me watching WDW was Tanya- the bunty & bunty item chik. huh… gone are those days where I had so much leisure that i could take it with me to hell.

I’ll have to cut it short because of the sudden power cut. Will continue later… cya